Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.

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do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

omfg

im cryinhg oh my ogd

this is hysterical

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