975
26 May 12 at 1 am

Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.

other part [x]

(via howimetyourmother)

 18273
26 May 12 at 1 am

(Source: pusheen, via likelytofail)

 6
25 May 12 at 12 pm

(Source: nerdyanddirty)

 18459
25 May 12 at 12 pm

leafbutt:

whosthisdouchefag:

classyprostitute:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

omfg

im cryinhg oh my ogd

this is hysterical

(via cashcabcompton)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

And so here it is… Moving day, oh god. 

(Source: shortforastormtrooper)

 1
25 May 12 at 1 am

thecomicdead:

Cannibalism isn’t always the best idea, and Dale has a very dark sense of humor.

thecomicdead:

Cannibalism isn’t always the best idea, and Dale has a very dark sense of humor.
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25 May 12 at 1 am

me3cah:

haha my life right now

me3cah:

haha my life right now